You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole

Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Chorus

Oh that boy's a slag

The best you ever had

The best you ever had is just a memory

And those dreams weren't as daft as they seem

Not as daft as they seem,

My love, when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips

Remember when the boys were all electric?

Now when she tells she's gonna get it

I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental

Said she wasn't going but she went still

Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Chorus

Oh that boy's a slag

The best you ever had

The best you ever had is just a memory

And those dreams weren't as daft as they seem

Not as daft as they seem,

My love, when you dream them up

Oh, Flo, where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go? Whoa.

[2x]

Falling about

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

You just sounded it out

You're not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress (falling about)

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis (you took a left off Last Laugh Lane)

Everything's in order in a black hole

Everything was pretty in the past though (you were

just sounding it out)

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when he used to be a rascal? (you're not coming back again)